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Post by The Witch King on Mar 12, 2002 13:48:09 GMT -5
Yes. ( Yawns loudly)
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Post by Sinron on Jun 1, 2002 9:54:50 GMT -5
The black gate...who dares to enter? No one.
This is getting really depressing...*hint hint*
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Post by Jared on Jun 1, 2002 11:27:27 GMT -5
*Drops a stone on the nearest Orc's helmut. It hits with a klunk.*
Hey, wake up, lazyhead. Back to your sentry duty.
See, Sinron? Even the Orcs on duty are bored outta their wits. We should have a bonfire party here or something.
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Post by The Witch King on Jun 1, 2002 17:11:46 GMT -5
We could burn the gate.
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Post by Sinron on Jun 1, 2002 21:22:40 GMT -5
Yes...
We could attach fireworks to the gate, burn this whole place down and order the orcs to re-build a nice office building for us. Give them more work to do... ;D ;D
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Post by The Witch King on Jun 2, 2002 3:08:24 GMT -5
But I don't want to work in an office - too claustrophobic.
I like my revolving tower at Minas anyway.
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Post by Jared on Jun 2, 2002 6:06:48 GMT -5
Let's give a nice fireworks extravaganza, burning the gate down at the same time. Then we'll make the Orcs rebuild the gate with better materials and make it look nicer.
You know, more........intimidating. Now, they look like the gates to some shabby old house with a demented old woman living inside who likes cats and cabbages.
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Post by Sinron on Jun 2, 2002 8:24:56 GMT -5
No objections here... ;D ;D
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Post by Jared on Jun 2, 2002 10:51:30 GMT -5
Since there's this gigantic patch of bare land here (Udûn), we might as well turn it into a blacksmith's dream. A line of forges? There're enough Orcs around. There'd be guards too, perhaps.....those who aren't working? And the armies will be better-equipped. Those Whiteskins make slaying the Orcs seem like squishing ants on the ground. Or, on the other hand, we could make this a gigantic stadium for big events and charge rental. Plus an admission fee for, well, the audience/spectators. Then we'd be rich enough to close down the stadium and set up a top-quality training area for the armies. As a matter of fact, we could do both. Udûn is about 35 miles long and 50 miles across. A pretty big piece of land. Plus its in a rough circular shape, with some mountains blocking the way into the heart of Mordor. Some guards at the little gap there should be able to keep away too many intruders.  Those were just suggestions......I have an over-active imagination. Sorry. |
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Post by The Witch King on Jun 2, 2002 14:55:02 GMT -5
*laughs*
Morgul LTD goes from strength to strength. ;D
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LadyArwenUndómiel
Stranger of the Woods
Noble Elf
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Post by LadyArwenUndómiel on Jun 15, 2002 9:12:33 GMT -5
I could give you a suggestion. You see, these orcs here are real monkeys; they are a disgrace to you! Why not turn this place into a zoo, stuff the orcs into cages and charge entrance tickets to everyone who comes here? Evil seems to be lacking and this plan may work.
You see, after a while the orcs will go crazy in the cages and be so bored that they will be their old, evil selves again. Once that happens, the zoo will get more exciting and you may get more visitors: perhaps you could even open a safari and let people shoot an orc or two if they pay you lots of money.
Once you get really rich from the zoo (NO FEEDING THE ANIMALS!) close the zoo down, but don't tell anyone. People will still come but the orcs will be free again so a whole battle which you want can happen.
On the other hand, why is an Elf like me bothering with such things?
Shall I return to Rivendell, or do you want me to discuss this plan with you further...
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Post by The Witch King on Jun 16, 2002 16:25:13 GMT -5
No, do not hasten away little Elf this sounds like a very interesting idea.  Though of course being of superior intelligence we already thought of it. ;D Yes we have a zoo, Ladyarwenundomielblah 'Animals' in cages, rows and rows of them in fact -except that it's in Barad - dur. Perhaps you would like me to show you it? *Grins evily* For a small fee......... |
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Post by Melian on Jun 18, 2002 10:13:16 GMT -5
*walks up to the black gate (for once using the door to get into mordor) *
may i enter?
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Post by The Witch King on Jun 23, 2002 2:42:36 GMT -5
Yeah, why not.
The place isn't exactly kickin right now.
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Post by Melian on Jun 25, 2002 8:56:58 GMT -5
yippyskippy. *mel enters to hangout with the Wraths, and WK.*
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Those were just suggestions......I have an over-active imagination. Sorry.
~*~Lady Arwen Undómiel~*~