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Post by Loriathan on Apr 11, 2002 3:52:24 GMT -5
Did they, or didnt they?.........
Gimli: "No I was never in the Smurfs."
Legolas: "Can I have next Thursday off, I`ve got to go to the dentist."
Saruman: "Sorry if I`ve been moody the last week, it`s my time of the month."
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Post by Floryian on Apr 11, 2002 4:08:34 GMT -5
LOL! Oh my God! What are you like!
okay here's some more
Frodo: Taxi to Mordor please!
Aragorn to Frodo: Where's the ring?
Frodo: *feels in pockets* I'm not sure. I think I dropped it somewhere.
Ringwraith: Hello? Sauron,Hi...yes,yes I'm in the Shire....no......no sign of Baggins yet...what's that?...sorry your breaking up....bad signal.....okay, yes I will, and you......take care then....bye...bye...
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Post by Rhiannon on Apr 11, 2002 4:42:33 GMT -5
 Arwen to Aragorn: "Yes, it's your turn to do the dishes!" |
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Post by Sinron on Apr 11, 2002 5:03:21 GMT -5
How did you do that?
*Sam and Frodo was stranded on the sea, Sam is sinking in the icy water and Frodo on a piece of wood.*
Sam: I think I am going to die
Frodo: No! Don't!
Sam: Don't worry, at least I am not killed horribly by the ringwraiths.
Frodo: I'll do anything to save you
Sam: Really? There is one thing that I really want more than anything else in the world right now...
Frodo: What is it? A song? A poem? I will try my best to fulfill it. *tears starts flowing*
Sam: Can I change places with you?
;D ;D
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Post by Floryian on Apr 11, 2002 9:11:46 GMT -5
LOL! Rhiannon! I like that one.
Pippin in the Prancing Pony: Just a mineral water for me thanks.
Aragorn in the Prancing Pony: *comes in wearing a bright red t-shirt that says ARAGORN in big letters* Hey Everyone! I'm Aragorn, heir to Isildur and I can't wait to be king!
Pippin: no thanks, I'm not hungry.
Sam: Go on your own!
Sam: You know what it's like with this gardening job - I just can't get the time off right now.
Frodo: But I don't understand - if it's Saurons ring we should give it back to him.
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Post by Loriathan on Apr 11, 2002 12:29:26 GMT -5
Gandalf: "We must go another way, the Misty Mountains are closed bank holidays."
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Post by Loriathan on Apr 11, 2002 13:26:43 GMT -5
Cave Troll : "S**t, what did I do last night, I feel terrible" Saruman: "I`m just nipping out for a paper" Sam: "I can`t do a thing with my hair this morning" Frodo: "Are there any decent birds in Mordor?" ("birds"= girls, women, slang in UK - always ruins it when you explain them...........  |
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Post by Imrel on Apr 11, 2002 16:42:47 GMT -5
LOL, you guys are soo funny! (closed for bank holiday- i'm still laughing.)
galadriel with frodo at her mirror: hang on, i want to check my mascara.
an elf when boromir blows his horn at rivendell: finally! see you on monday, lads...
gandalf at the gate to moria: they were meant to leave a spare key under the door mat!
(ooi, loriathan and floryian, you two know eachother irl?)
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Post by Jack the Ranger on Apr 11, 2002 21:28:43 GMT -5
How did you do that?*Sam and Frodo was stranded on the sea, Sam is sinking in the icy water and Frodo on a piece of wood.* you got this from Titanic didn't you? |
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Post by Floryian on Apr 12, 2002 1:20:54 GMT -5
Te he Firebird ;D
Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I choose................like my car.
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Post by Sinron on Apr 12, 2002 4:46:30 GMT -5
you got this from Titanic didn't you? Clever boy ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Jack the Ranger on Apr 12, 2002 20:17:30 GMT -5
i don't have a sentence... but i got a scene
*legolas and sam are dangling from an elven rope while everyone is above them trying to lift them up*
sam: don't worry elven rope can't break, right legolas?
legolas: ye-
*the rope snaps and they fall onto a big mattress made by Gandalf*
(inspired by Rush Hour 2 when Jackie chna and chris tucker(?) are hanging on to the bamboo)
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Post by Imrel on Apr 12, 2002 21:18:00 GMT -5
(yeah it was chris tucker.)
balrog at khazan dum: i really don't have time for this, i need my beauty sleep.
gollum in his cave: it is my own... my precious... my limited edition saruman action figure...
frodo at the council of elrond: i'll take the ring- i have to go by mordor to get the shopping anyway.
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Post by Klayia_Greenleaf on Apr 17, 2002 17:37:32 GMT -5
lol, cute everybody.
okay, this was inspired by me and my friend.
"I made a promise Mr. Frodo. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." But this thime I mean to!"
*Sam walks away from Frodo with a smile on his face. Frodo lookes at him.*
"Awe man, that means I'll be alone when I get to Mordor, Sam."
*Sam stops suddenly*
"When you put it that way.....OK!"
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Post by Rhiannon on Apr 17, 2002 18:07:01 GMT -5
At the gate of Moria after Pippin threw the stones into the water....
Aragorn: Ahh, calamares for everybody, pass me the garlic sauce, please
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