Things they never said.........

[Imrel]

lol, you two!

frodo in the prancing pony: i'm sure your sister's great, but- er- no...

[The Witch King]

Conversations in the The Nazgul's house:

Do you think blacks really me?

Does my bum look big in this?

wraith 1:He's put the ring on quick go, the ring is calling!
wraith 2:No you, I went last time.
wraith 1: I can't I've just put a pizza in.
wraith 2: Oh well.....just ignore it pretend we're not in.

wraith 1: That's my robe you've got on!
wraith 2: *checks label* Oh! so it is. Mines got the elasticated mittens.

[The Witch King]

Witch-king: I'm seriously considering botox injections.

[Rhiannon]

Great!

Uruk-Hai, mumbling to himself: I'm sooo glad we didn't have to kill those cute hobbits with their sweet fuzzy hair and those lovely big feet... Can't wait until tomorrow when it's my turn to carry them.

[Siri_Greenleaf]

THESE ARE SOOOOOO FUNNY!

[glow=blue,2,300]Gandalf to Frodo:

Gandalf: Keep it secret, keep it safe....oh and Frodo?

Frodo: Yeah?

Gandalf: May the Force be with you.

Frodo: The WHAT?[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Boromir and Frodo:

Boromir: It was only yours by unhappy chance! It could have been mine! It SHOULD be mine!

*tackles him*

Frodo: Boromir! Boromir! LOOK AT THAT GIANT EGG ROLL!

Boromir: *turns* Where?!

*Frodo disapears*[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Boromir to Frodo:

Boromir: Frodo! Give me the Ring! Okay I'll count to three...One...two...I'm counting to three...one...two....Frodo just give me the Ring....One....two....Frodo you'd better give me that Ring...one.....[/glow]

[glow=purple,2,300]Aragorn to Frodo:

Aragorn: You draw too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill! Go to your ROOM! [/glow]

 ;D

[Klayia_Greenleaf]

o! I made this one up!  it is a commercial for when they get TV

*pictures of the Shire and Bilbo's party flashes by the screen.*
*Hobbit music starts to play and the Gandalf/Frodo scene palys (aka:  "you late...")*
*When they hug, Galadriel comes up where Frodo just was.*
Do you wish to be a Hobbit sometimes?  Do you wish to enjoy simple pleasures such as this?
*points to Gandalf and Frodo*
I have a solution.  Come to Galadriel's Hobbits Inc.  We will change you, make you shorter, and give you the Hobbit life you've always wanted.  Let's hear from past costomers...
*A picture of Boromir's grave.  The screen is silent with subtitles at the bottum*
'Yes, I went to Galadriel's Hobbits Inc.  It was wonderful, but I never got to the shortness part.  That was alright, Frodo was just-
*The screen cuts off to Gandlaf.*
Yes, I was turned into a Hobbit by Galadriel's Hobbits Inc.  Now I can do away with the pointy hat tri-
*The screen cuts off again and goes to Aragorn*
Yes, Galadriel's Hobbits Inc. did wonders.  Now I don't have to get my own Horn of Gondor like Boromir had to!
*Cuts back to an embarrassed Galadriel*
So, you see, Galadriel's Hobbits Inc. will make you a Hobbit!  Call this number on your screen now!
*a number flashes on the screen*
*Suron turns the screen off*
-sob- she never came to me.  I would've had that darn ring earlier if I were a hobbit.
*gets idea and runs off to Galadriel's Hobbits Inc.'s in Lorien.*

[Imrel]

lol, ia, that's a good one! ;D

wraith: die, puny hobbi- oh, hang on.
frodo: what?
wraith: you've got a little something on your cheek. *wipes it off.*

butterbur: what do you think of setting up a kareoke machine?

gandalf, at bilbo's before the party: *knocks*
bilbo: go away!
gandalf: it's me, bilbo.
bilbo: go away!

[Niphredil]

;D

You guys are so funny!

*Notice in the Rivendell Bank:
For security reasons would all rangers / ringwraiths please remove their hoods before approaching the counter. Thankyou.

At the gates of Bree:
Frodo: We wish to seek shelter at the Prancing Pony
Gatekeeper: Sorry but it's been turned into a wine bar. Smart dress only I'm afraid *points to their clothes*

At the Inn:
Pippin: Can I have a pint?
Butterbur: Got any ID sonny?

[Jared]

At the Council of Elrond

Elrond: One of you must take the Ring to Mordor and throw it back into the fiery kazasm (sp?) where it was forged.

And so, everyone starts fighting........Like in the movie. Frodo stands up and starts yelling.

Frodo: I will take the Ring. I will take the Ring to Mordor.

And Gandalf is, you know, kind of er......sad. In the movie, that is. And everyone starts volunteering to go with him. Elrond concludes it all.......or does he?

Elrond: ....shall be the Fellowhip of the Ring. Now, any questions?

Frodo: Actually, yes.

Elrond: Speak now, Ringbearer. You are probably the most important in the Fellowship. We cannot afford to have you unsure.

Frodo: Er......Actually, I was just wondering where the toilet is.....

(Okay, that was lame. But I have a test tomorrow. Promise to come up with something nicer. Soon.)

Also at the Council of Elrond

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep and the great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, and ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.

Aragorn *mutters*: 'Course it is, numbskull. You can't expect Orc-farts to smell like roses, can you?

[Melian]

lol lol orc farts lol lol. . .

[Imrel]

actually sg, i thought that first one was quite funny.
and your last one was great red. still grinning.
(i laugh too easily, lol.)

[Merlin]

*Frodo and Sauron, Frodo is teasing Sauron by puting out the ring and taking it back*

Frodo: want it, can't have it, want it, cant have it, want it, cant have it, want it, cant have it.
Sauron: GRR! *starts to cry*

[Merlin]

I think that was crapy, maybe I should think of some more, allright.

[Rowan Mayfair]

Frodo: Gandalf what does the ring say, I can't read it.
Gandalf: Insert finger here.

[Merlin]

lol!